So with "The Decision" looming like an asteroid ready to strike the earth, LeBron James tweeted this morning that he wanted fans to tweet him questions that he will answer tonight. This is what LeBron James said:
Good Morning! It's your chance to ask me a question about my decision, use #lebrondecision to submit and I'll answer them tonight.
Of course, we're not going to see any difficult questions. This is just another layer to the PR stunt and farce this has become. With all signs pointing towards LeBron signing with Miami as of the moment, you can expect to see plenty of "interesting questions" from real people. Really lame questions like - How much do you want to win a championship? What's your favorite part of Miami? Do you still love Akron?
In truth, there are a lot of smart, clever people out there with questions that LeBron should answer. After a quick run through Twitter this morning, we've gathered up the 50 questions that LeBron needs to address tonight (with a lot of swearing FYI), but won't. As always, these are real Tweets from real people.
YoderBros @KingJames #lebrondecision So is Jim Gray going to help you wipe the blood off the knife you stab in Ohio's back?
SidDiamond “@KingJames: #lebrondecision - why are you such an asshole and exactly how fixed is the NBA?
joshfliegel @KingJames Are you leaving your kids in Cleveland like how Wade is leaving his in Chicago?#lebrondecision #badparenting
_Bpowell_ #lebrondecision what since of pride/accomplishment do u feel u can gain from leaving cleveland?
WesleyOnline @KingJames How does holding a 1 hour television special announcing your decision not make you look like a complete douche? #lebrondecision
vincethepolack @KingJames Dear LeBron, Wondering if you'll use a condom when you fuck Cleveland tonight. Sources say we prefer ribbed. #LeBronDecisio
nAn0_LC @KingJames #lebrondecision r u prepared for ur role as court jester in miami??? Since Wade is already King there???
dougsfc97 Was it your goal to lead every casual or non-NBA fan to want to root desperately for you to never win a title?#Lebrondecision
Pimpton23 @KingJames U promised that U were going 2 deliver a title(s) 2 CLE and U wouldn't stop until you did. Why did you lie to us? #lebrondecision
JimmyTraina Why'd you confiscate video of you getting dunked on last year? RT @KingJames Ask me a question about my decision & I'll answer them tonight.
bladesoffunny As King of Akron, are you worried about a mutiny tonight? RT @KingJames It's your chance to ask me a question about my #lebrondecision
Brian_Bassett #LebronDecision Why do you feel that you are the only free agent in history that deserves his own ESPN variety show to tell us the news
StayFresh365 #lebrondecision you know Moe Williams gonna commit suicide if you leave Cleveland right?
kmhatgas RT @kevinmccauley: @KingJames How do you feel about winning the gold medal at the 2010 Attention Whore Olympics? #lebrondecision
timmybennett RT @hartzerp: @KingJames if the moon were made of spare ribs would you eat it? I sure would#lebrondecision
3rdsworld #lebrondecision Have you and Brett Favre ever considered doing a sex tape during the offseason to help build ratings for ESPN?
Pimpton23 @KingJames You talk about loyalty all the time and dedication. Why preach what you choose not to follow yourself? #lebrondecision
SpeakoftheDevs #lebrondecision If train A leaves Akron at 3 traveling 65mph & train B leaves Greenwich at 4 traveling 70mph, why are you a dick? @KingJames
keithp41 @kingjames How will you handle being as hated as Art Modell in your hometown if you leave the Cavs?#lebrondecision
lakerhead09 @KingJames #lebrondecision CAN YOU SHOUT ME OUT TONIGHT PLEASE ITS MY BIRTHDAY MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE SHOUT OUT LEX BERNARD
bladesoffunny Are u worried Kovalchuk signs tonight and upstages "The Decision"? RT @KingJames It's your chance to ask me a question about #lebrondecision
bradley4toz @KingJames, now that you've ruined my interest in prof. sports, what should I do with my spare time?#lebrondecision
samisara @KingJames do u think u could reply all ur fans tweets? If yes you r really amazing!!! #lebrondecision
sportspickle What happened to you? #lebrondecision RT @KingJames It's your chance to ask me a question about my decision, use #lebrondecision to submit
meechone Go fuck yourself? RT @KingJames: It's your chance to ask me a question about my decision, use #lebrondecision
HARRYMAYES975 @KingJames: Will the Cleveland Steamer dump on his "hometown" on live television tonight#lebrondecision??
GregVince @KingJames Do you believe the US should intervene if Iran develops a nuke? #lebrondecision
CampusSocialite @KingJames Do you understand the cowardly aspect to joining the Heat? #Lebrondecision
dumbstupidhead Was Miami decision motivated by desire to duck responsibility for playoff choke jobs? 3 max players, blame is spread, right? #lebrondecision
thejpiga are you afraid of what Drew Carey will do to you if you don't stay in clevand? #lebrondecision
DHSpeedwagon Did you see all the fanfare for the Durant extension yesterday? No? Oh that's because he's not a self absorbed rich prick.#lebrondecision
TrishTheDish_TM @KingJames Do you feel that athletes are overly celebrated by fans and do you think some athletes take advantage of that? #lebrondecision
MegAmeti @KingJames #lebrondecision Look King Bron Kong, you need to handle this Empire the Knicks building. We got gallo chandler amare